The Conservative Male
Jason Schaal
Issue date: 10/23/08 Section: Blogs
Welcome back to school. For those who are new, this is our advice column. I try to offer a man's point of view on relationship, educational and financial matters. You may wonder, "why do we need a guy's advice?" Well, you do not. In fact, I am not giving "advice" on any one of those topics. I am trying to show where we, as men, often stand on many issues so women might understand. If you would like to have any questions answered, please send them to btechnician@kettering.edu
Q: I have a difficult time opening up to girls. However, when I'm drunk it's very easy. Would you advocate social drinking to help me get over shyness?
A: Drinking in moderation if you are over the legal drinking age is a great way to get out and meet new people. However, you cannot use alcohol as your crutch in an attempt to start a relationship. When I'm intoxicated, my alter-ego emerges. I become the marketing expert with a Harvard MBA and an over abundance of cash stashed away in various locations. Amusing, but probably not a good way for girls to get to know me. Social awkwardness is abundant here at Kettering. I would suggest joining an organization with lots of girls. It is my understanding that several of the sororities here on campus are actively recruiting so that may be an avenue you can look into. Being actively involved on campus does allow you an opportunity to meet girls and allows you to show off your sweet skills.
Q: My boyfriend and I have been together for over a year and he has gotten very lazy. We never go out, He's getting fatter and I'm getting poorer because I'm constantly loaning him money. What do you suggest I do?
A: I suggest that you count your blessings. Your boyfriend sounds a lot like me. I'm chubby, unemployed and love nothing more than to chill out on the couch and watch TV. The great thing about dating a guy like me is that no one else will put up with us. If you appreciate the fact that he's not going anywhere as much as he appreciates the fact that you put up with him then you should be alright. If that's not enough then just move on.
Q: How do you keep up a relationship when you are moving every three months?
A: In 2002, Ludacris released a song that I believe offers a solution to your problem. Though I would never consider doing such things, especially since I cannot get a girl in any area code. You can also consider making videos and mixed tapes similar to those on the movie Road Trip, but you see how that ended up… He got a hotter girl instead. If you really like the girl or guy though just keep the lines of communication open and visit as much as possible.
Q: I have a difficult time opening up to girls. However, when I'm drunk it's very easy. Would you advocate social drinking to help me get over shyness?
A: Drinking in moderation if you are over the legal drinking age is a great way to get out and meet new people. However, you cannot use alcohol as your crutch in an attempt to start a relationship. When I'm intoxicated, my alter-ego emerges. I become the marketing expert with a Harvard MBA and an over abundance of cash stashed away in various locations. Amusing, but probably not a good way for girls to get to know me. Social awkwardness is abundant here at Kettering. I would suggest joining an organization with lots of girls. It is my understanding that several of the sororities here on campus are actively recruiting so that may be an avenue you can look into. Being actively involved on campus does allow you an opportunity to meet girls and allows you to show off your sweet skills.
Q: My boyfriend and I have been together for over a year and he has gotten very lazy. We never go out, He's getting fatter and I'm getting poorer because I'm constantly loaning him money. What do you suggest I do?
A: I suggest that you count your blessings. Your boyfriend sounds a lot like me. I'm chubby, unemployed and love nothing more than to chill out on the couch and watch TV. The great thing about dating a guy like me is that no one else will put up with us. If you appreciate the fact that he's not going anywhere as much as he appreciates the fact that you put up with him then you should be alright. If that's not enough then just move on.
Q: How do you keep up a relationship when you are moving every three months?
A: In 2002, Ludacris released a song that I believe offers a solution to your problem. Though I would never consider doing such things, especially since I cannot get a girl in any area code. You can also consider making videos and mixed tapes similar to those on the movie Road Trip, but you see how that ended up… He got a hotter girl instead. If you really like the girl or guy though just keep the lines of communication open and visit as much as possible.
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